5 Feet of Fury

“Obama dozed, people froze!”

Incredibly, not one single Kentucky cracker hick’s been reported cannibalizing his neighbors, looting plasma tvs, murdering little kids at Churchill Downs and hiding their bodies in, like, bbq smokers.

Also no reports of crackers shooting the National Guardsmen sent to rescue them. So WEIRD, huh?

They sure as shit haven’t been playing “Dueling Banjos” and raping out of town dudes cuz you know what? That was just a ****ing movie!

“Obama hates white people!” “When the Generators Broke!”

PS: via email today:

“How did the same people who couldn’t bother leaving New Orleans when a hurricane was coming with four days notice manage to haul ass to Obama’s inaugural in the bitter cold?”