5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger furious over Obama’s interview with Arab TV

Ed Anger writes:

I can’t believe the Arabs didn’t make Obama wear a dishtowel on his head while they yacked at him in their backward lingo. And it was like he was saying sorry to them instead of the other way around!

Yet we’re the ones who built the Arabs’ oil wells, and gave then all kinds of fancy gadgets, since the last thing they invented was the pyramid – and even then, they had to get the Hebrews to help them!

And what did we get from the Arabs in return? Shish kabob, mixed up cab drivers and a great big hole in the ground.