5 Feet of Fury

My pretend-o new boyfriend Damian Thompson says nice things about me

Thompson gets paid to write a a) funny b) religion column for c) a British newspaper — which is supposed to be MY job — so I’d hate him if he wasn’t so cool.

He hearts me back, calling me one of his favourite bloggers — “lovable but savage”!

Then a commenter adds:

Is there anything indeed more erotic than the seriously short and strident female?

The answer, Peter, is “yes.” Believe me.