Michael Coren as confused as I am by that “wife of the cult leader” look

He writes:

The polygamy debate still continues but what most commentators will not ask is why almost every man with numerous wives has them all wear long, ugly dresses and heavy walking shoes.

Apart from the fundamental immorality and irresponsibility of the marital arrangement, what does this say about the man’s sanity? Surely wife No. 1 should be dressed as cat woman, No. 2 as naughty nurse, and so on. 

PS: a terrific point in the comments…

This is the first time the USA has elected a president that could not qualify to get the job of the secret service people protecting him