5 Feet of Fury

Bishop Gene Robinson: out and proud at Inaugural!

Nice location choice, Obama: now those “Lincoln was secretly gay” stories will start up again…

In an effort to combat Warren’s anti-gay message, Robinson has arranged for an elaborate invocation. He will read from a bible resting on a rainbow bedazzled podium, while two Chelsea boys in hot pants will tearfully release white doves into the air. When Robinson has finished his prayer, drag queens in Michelle Obama costumes will dance across the stage, waving flags that read, “We did it!”