Seeing an imminent threat to the citizens of Sderot, Joe the Plumber waged a one man war on Hamas. Armed only with two Uzis, duct tape, and a torn denim vest, he invaded nearby Bayt Hanun in Gaza.
During his two day war, Joe the Plumber destroyed several apartment buildings, six mosques, and one day care center. His battle culminated in jumping out of a second story window after outrunning an explosion he’d set in a community center. The community center was holding a bake sale believed to be a front for weapons distribution.
In the end, three city blocks were destroyed and over four thousand suspected militants were killed.
