5 Feet of Fury

“Hello, Syndey…” SCREAM francishe re-revs?

Wes Craven is an anti-American creep but still — here’s your (ok, my) good news story of the day:

A genuine movie for movie lovers, the original Scream remains one of our very favorite films from the 90s (and it actually holds up!). (…)

It is true that Scream single-handedly saved the horror genre by making it fun again. And while the first film was filled with violent stabbings, disembowelments, throat slashing and a good deal of blood, it was also an expert thriller in the vein of Agatha Christie. But barring a total upheaval in the tone and feel of the franchise, Scream 4 will look like a Disney movie compared to some of the torture porn that is currently released.

Darn: now I feel like playing my whole Boxed Set this aft…