5 Feet of Fury

RightWingTrash picks Trashiest (that is, “best”) movies and albums of 2008

Alice Cooper: Along Came A Spider (SPV)
Another old favorite gives up his recent Weird Western musings for a throwback to his glam-metal days. The result is a vast improvement over Alice’s ’80s comeback, and the serial-killer motif makes for two favorite concept albums in one year.

Wall-E
A wonderful film, but also notable as the fantasy that prompted plenty of bitching conservatives to look like idiots. This sweet tale of a robot’s romance wasn’t an attack on capitalism. It was a celebration of humanity, with an ending that completely contradicts all the most voguish aspects of current Leftist philosophy. Sometimes we’re proud to be a lonely lil’ site amongst the galaxy of our moronic political contemporaries. We’ll still probably put an end to RightWingTrash at the start of July, though.

Nooooo!