5 Feet of Fury

Predictions for 2009

If you’ve been reading this blog for the last eight years, you know the drill: I make the same predictions every year, figuring they’ll have to “take” some day — Margaret Atwood will win the Nobel Prize, that ELO revival will begin, and plastic surgeons will invent “hand lifts” for aging boomers.

My 2009 death picks are Elizabeth Taylor, Sean Connery, Steve Jobs and Michael Jackson.

Yep, pretty boring.

My only resolution is to start smoking again if I get cancer. So get to work, you lazy, good for nothing cells!