5 Feet of Fury

I dare someone to file an actual HRC complaint about this

Very “French Revolution” — this guys only thinks he’s joking…

Some may find it offensive to officially promote the Norse gods, so I believe it would be best to quit using terminology such as “Tuesday”, “Wednesday”, “Thursday” and “Friday” for our weekdays.  Clearly, “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Thursday” is highly offensive to those who do not worship Thor, and thus a more appropriate holiday song should be “It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like The Fifth Day of the Week”.

UPDATE:

By an amazing coincidence, I just got an email informing me that this Thursday is… Human Rights Day. I think it’s really tomorrow, but anyhow: there’s an elaborate joke in there somewhere etc.