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Reader, I (was) married (in) one!

December 2, 2008 By admin

Shut up, you dumb broad:

Everybody knows Lilly Pulitzer prints — the pink and green WASP uniforms that have signified Palm Beach privilege for half a century. Most of us would never wear them…

My other (non-matrimonial) shift is… pink and green. Elephants, no less. So bite me.

PS: someone in the comments is making fun of this knockoff. Er, a “toile barn jacket” is funny why exactly?? Now me wantee.

Worse, the commenters and the blogger are making fun of the spunky (female) entrepreneurial spirit, cuz I guess in the age of Obama Will Pay My Mortgage, we’re all sooooo over that. Shameful, disappointing and frankly scary.

Anyhoo:


And if someone owns one of those “Bicentennial/Ben Franklin” print shifts and is willing to sell…

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