5 Feet of Fury

Alan Colmes for press secretary?

That popped into my head last night for no reason. It would be funny if we could spread this fake rumor around to the point where it became a real one!

Meanwhile: WWN might be onto something here, with their own proposed replacement for Ichabod “Skeletor” Crane…

While the Alien has never stated his personal politics, he has often sought the limelight in the last 28 years. His endorsements have been widely lauded across the country. But will he be man enough to take on Sean Hannity? Hannity holds no love for illegal aliens, and the Alien’s status has never been verified.