5 Feet of Fury

Armed, stoned Muslim supremicists vow to destroy… armed, stoned Muslim pirates

How much would you pay to watch this (from a safe distance), especially since, being Somali, they’re all high on khat? Imagine the last act of Pacino’s Scarface, but on a boat!

A group of several dozen Somalian Islamist insurgents arrived Nov. 21 in Somalia’s port town of Harardhere looking for the pirates who hijacked a Saudi supertanker loaded with oil, Reuters reported. Islamist spokesman Sheikh Abdirahim Isse Adow said that “Saudi Arabia is a Muslim country and hijacking its ship is a bigger crime” than hijacking other ships. A witness in Harardhere said four vehicles full of Islamists were driving around town saying that “they will attack the pirates for hijacking a Muslim ship.”

Except this report says these “enemies” are really allies.

Of course, Somalis in Canada don’t need guns (yet) to hijack our country. The Official Jews are there to lend them a helping hand!