5 Feet of Fury

But childish name-calling is fun, dammitall!

Sheesh. All I can think of is the Germans on Fawlty Towers muttering, “However did they win…?”

Noa gave me some timourous “Muslims are people too” speech in the Green Room at Coren’s a few months back, so poor Mike will be more or less outnumbered rhetorically this Tuesday. I don’t have as much confidence as Jay that this show will end up in our win column, because Bernie “Holocaust! Holocaust!!” Farber and The Lying “Holocaust! Holocaust!!” Jackal hold the beyond-criticism (hint: “Holocaust!!!”) “moral high ground”.

It is especially distressing when even people allegedly on our side counsel a strategy of appeasement, because then I am obliged to spank them and my hand hurts as it is…

I love it when wimps use someone else’s “tone” or “attitude” as their lame excuse not to support Cause XYZ. Sheesh.

Why do I always suspect they are really working for the other side – sort of the opposite of agents provocateur? Agents Collaborateur perhaps?

This issue never would have made it this far if it hadn’t been for “obnoxious/silly/whatever” people like Ezra Levant and other “right wing bloggers”. Who cares what those party hacks tell you they think? They’re probably just unprincipled nobodies who blow with the wind. If they really wanted to change the world they wouldn’t be wasting their lives as Conservative Party delegates. (see: “if you know so much about great careers, how come you’re just a guidance counsellor?”) Party politics is a scam run by con men and kept alive by suckers. The real fight is online and they’re just jealous because they are too sucky to risk their cocktail party invites to join us.

Tom Paine called King George an “ass”, and worse. Yeah, his tone REALLY hurt the American Revolution! I’m sure lots of boring, goody goody people thought so in those days. And who remembers them now? And aren’t you glad they were outnumbered?