5 Feet of Fury

Gay brownshirts attack blacks on the streets of, yes, America

But remember: I’m the “racist”!

It was like being at a klan rally except the klansmen were wearing Abercrombie polos and Birkenstocks. YOU N*GGER, one man shouted at men. If your people want to call me a F*GGOT, I will call you a n*gger. Someone else said same thing to me on the next block near the temple…me and my friend were walking, he is also gay but Korean, and a young WeHo clone said after last night the n*ggers better not come to West Hollywood if they knew what was BEST for them.

Meanwhile:

Prosecutors said Hart, who is black, yelled “‘White [expletive], [expletive] McCain–you white police can’t do nothing anymore.'” With that, she reached through the window of a squad car and slapped a white male officer in the face, according to Assistant State’s Atty. Lorraine Scaduto.

Celita Hart was apparantly pissed at the man for trying to violate her god given right to celebrate Obama’s victory by — firing a gun in downtown Chicago. 

Tough to top this, though…