5 Feet of Fury

You can always get another job, but you only have one conscience

Man with two functioning balls located on university campus:

UCI may lose a research professor who garners millions of dollars in grants for the university, thanks to a California law that requires him to undergo sexual harrassment prevention training.  Alexander McPherson considers the requirement a “sham” and a personal insult, and now says he’d rather lose his job than acquiesce.