You could call him “not very handsome” and it would be racist. “Possibly not perfect” – racist! “Maybe not my favorite person on earth” – RACIST!
After voting, I proceeded to the Taco Bell drive-thru to reward myself for doing my civic duty. Even though it was racist of me to vote the way I did, against the Lightworker Chosen One of Hope, but whatever. I deserved tacos.
Also because I got an A on my biology test. Ignorant redneck that I am.
