5 Feet of Fury

This will end EXTREMELY badly.

In painful-to-watch remake of The Hustler, Fast Davie tries out lame “Pundit X can’t possibly believe what they’re saying!?!?” trick shot on Missouri Fats, with soon-to-be-unpleasant results…

(PS: a reader reminds me that the winner of the Canadian Media Genetic Incest Lottery is also — you guessed it — a lawyer.)