5 Feet of Fury

“Orgasms for Obama” — because “change is coming”

We cannot let these people win…

“The O’s for Obama campaign is a two-part series of events that will take place in San Francisco and streamed globally to an online community of participants. The vision for these events is to rally behind Presidential hopeful, Barack Obama and to celebrate his victory as the next President of the United States.

O’s for Obama is the brainchild of Destin Gerek, the Erotic Rockstar (www.EroticRockstar.com). His vision is to guide participants into a simultaneous group energetic breath-gasm that happens simultaneously around the world.

Participants will be guided into using breath, sound, and movement to access their erotic energy, raise its vibration, and circulate it throughout their entire bodies, culminating in a simultaneous group energetic breath-gasm. Sound too good to be true? Come and experience it for yourself!”

Jezuz, whatever happened to just getting drunk, digging that red garter belt out of the bottom of the underwear drawer and sticking Songs For Swingin’ Lovers on “repeat”?

(via a loyal reader)