5 Feet of Fury

Mandingo Alert: McCain vows to “whip” Obama

One of those “right on — er, oh fuck” moments.

My kingdom for a cheap version of Photoshop and some old publicity stills from Roots. Not to mention a sturdy 10 foot poll…

PLUS:

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Media Bubble, Oct. 8 — John McCain’s bid for the Oval Office suffered another stunning blow yesterday when the Arizona senator referred to Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, as “my opponent.” The campaign-shattering remark came during a vicious, Hitlerian speech before an audience of drooling right-wing drones in one of those states in the middle, possibly rectangular.