5 Feet of Fury

No riots in South Central — but, hey, it’s still early

OJ finally found guilty of something. Who cares what. He’s going down.

Hey, maybe he’ll run into some of these sick, twisted guys* in prison (for killing someone else who was in the room no doubt).

Alas, the odds are pretty good…

You’ll see identical reactions if Obama gets elected.

You literally won’t be able to tell the footage apart.

Something to think about.

(* click on video #5, “What OJ Meant”)

The good news is, understanding of the whole “DNA” thing among potential jurors has noticably improved in the intervening years: