5 Feet of Fury

Great reply to an offended Muslim’s threats

A blogger writes:

I received an email from a Mr. Imel Ashsta in Beirut regarding my recent posting about the Muslin Ramadan celebration. In my efforts to educate my readers about Ramadan, Mr. Ashta felt I was disrespectfully of Islam. I apologized to Mr. Ashta (as you will see below) and also told him, that to show how serious I was about this, I would make my apology public by posting it here.  Our exchange of emails follows (this is Not a joke!):

Mr. Larry
My name was Imel Ashta who lifes in Beruit.  I am great offensive when you make funny of Islam. The holy time of celebrate is not of comedey. You become in danger like some others have find when write bad of Islam.  You family be as well. You must stop and be sorry to me and all of Islam. You have be warn.

The blogger wrote back:

I am very sorry that you took offensive of my efforts to experience my blog readers with Ramadan. I insure you that from the future,  I will tend to incline in increments more aligned with frivolous-ness of areas at totally..
I thank you for warn me and have tell my wifes to be on cautiousness, except for wife #7 who I not found still. I would wish that you know that I tried also too reaching out to the Muslim peoples hear in my city.  But both of them are at some type meeting in the area of Afghan border, but I promulgate that I will tell them when there been returning.

I insure you that I take this mistaken extreme serious.  In the futures I will regress to my previous likeness of payment of no interest for Islam, something I could be greatly successment with if exception for suicided bombers.  Then which my hopes be you to stop so i can understand bettering.