This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Obama will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Obama, then Bill & Michelle will enter and get shot by Obama and me.
Then you’ll come in and get shot by Obama, Gloria, Maureen, Andrea, Andrew, Mort, Frum, Maher, Sally, Susan, Kos, Arianna and I multiple times but the bullets will bounce right off and you’ll just laugh and stroll into Number One Observatory Circle.
Love, your sister Hillary
ps – Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.
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Forgive me, guys. I literally haven’t watched SNL in almost 20 years, so I’ve just discovered this now, and, yeah, it really is inexplicably contagious…
