Maoriis complain to Human Rights Commission: “We weren’t ALL cannibals! That’s” — wait for it — “racist!!”
“I think it’s just very sad that it’s come to this stage that when you write about certain topics in New Zealand history you get complaints and accusations of racism levelled at you.”
Yeah, welcome to my world, bub.
Of course, these dudes could maybe lay off the booze long enough to write their own damn books, but that would be, you know, “acting white” or something.
Scotch-Irish types got kicked off their land, drank a lot and beat their kids, but they also managed to get their act semi-together.
Personally, I put that down to our strict no-eating-people rule…