Doesn’t your local church have a torture chamber? What’s that? It doesn’t?
Well, okay, but there must be at least a room in the basement where they rough up heretics? No?
But…but…well, at very least Father McGillicuddy has a pair of thumbscrews — doesn’t he? He doesn’t?
Well, then, uh, remember the Inquisition! And the Crusades!
