5 Feet of Fury

We shall fight in the dollar stores!

Too bad for the Nazis they didn’t think of dropping bits of plastic flowers during the Blitz, instead of bombs. Evidently the British would have surrendered.

Seriously, though: The fatal feminization of Western society took place well after the war.

The overall suckiness of life increased as more women went to work outside the home, starting in the 1970s. They want their kids to wear helmets and avoid peanut butter to make up for their guilt feelings about not staying home to look after them.

And you can’t tell me they threw those annoying office birthday parties back in 1962.

(PS: The Lying Jackal will single out Kate and I for posting the words “Too bad for the Nazis” in 3… 2…)