5 Feet of Fury

Not to be confused with Norman Methodistson

Muslims keep bringing the crazy:

[In The Matrix], Zion symbolizes the utopian Jewish Zionist land. These are the roots of Zionism. How come in such a popular and seemingly fictional American film, the utopia of liberty and humanity, which heralds the era of modernity – in the technical, rather than theoretical sense – is symbolized by a Zionist name – ‘Zion?’

“Moreover, names may be selected for their rhyming value. ‘Zion’ sometimes becomes ‘Ryan,’ as in Saving Private Ryan.

“In Saving Private Ryan, one sees that they are the ultimate plunderers. The scene in which the officer puts some earth from various countries into cans was just a preview of what they are doing now – taking the land of Iraq, Afghanistan, and the European countries.”

[The messages] in a film like “Fiddler on the Roof” are hidden deeper, and it is more sentimental and romantic [than other films], but it strongly defends the Jews and the view that they are oppressed. By the way, this film was directed by Norman Jewison, a Jew.

Actually, he was Protestant.

PLUS: A ha!!

HAMMER
Chief, it’s me. Listen carefully. I need
for the Worldwide Jewish Media Conspiracy
to mass produce video copies of every
Hollywood movie ever made featuring a
positive Jewish protagonist as its lead.

CHIEF
You mean you want us to make copies of
Yentl, Fiddler On The Roof, and Chaim
Potok’s The Chosen
?

HAMMER
That’ll work.