5 Feet of Fury

He was obviously imitating a Law & Order episode (or ten)! * (UPDATED)

Heh.

PS: here’s a “Knoxville Massacre” you’ve heard far less about for some inexplicable reason (EXTREME content warning). UPDATE: WonderWoman has alarming news, via email…

Vis a vis your reference to the Knoxville murders of Channon Gail Christian and Christopher Newsom, I’m not sure if it’s more insulting than a media blackout (personally I think it is), but apparently Britney Spears may be slated to play Channon in a movie version of the crime.

Now all we need is P-Diddy to play the ringleader of the thugs, and the travesty will be complete.

Note that this report comes via someone called the “Ghetto Bragging Rights gossip columnist”, who hails this possibility as a great career move: “People need to see the other side of Britney.”

The side where black felons pour Drano down her throat, I guess.

But wait, seems there’s more from Mr. Ghetto:

“We’re producing it from the perspective that Channon Christian orchestrated the whole thing. Britney taking the role of Channon Christian is also very exciting. She is a very sexual person. The public will appreciate seeing her in this role. It is guranteed to revitalize her career,” a source close to the production said.

The more here is that it is now being reported that celebrity felon St. Nicolas Thief , who held the pro carjacker rally, may have signed on board the project to play the character of the carjacking ring leader, Lemaricus Davidson.

So Christian orchestrated her own oral/anal/vaginal gang rape, her boyfriend’s anal gang rape, and their subsequent mutilations?

(Just a reminder: that was an actual racially motivated crime, (just like this one) but not like, say, this fake one and this fake one. Ask yourself again — why haven’t you heard much about the former. Hmmm, I wonder, don’t you?)

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Anyway: even though this recent shooting was at a lefty church, note the presence of at least one real man in the congregation, perhaps because this happened in Tennessee and not, say, Quebec.

Someone please forward this to the pitiable “male” survivors of the Montreal Massacre:

Church members praised Greg McKendry, 60, who died as he attempted to block the gunfire. Barbara Kemper said that McKendry “stood in the front of the gunman and took the blast to protect the rest of us.”

“Greg McKendry was a very large gentleman, one of those people you might describe as a refrigerator with a head,” said church member Schera Chadwick. “He looked like a football player. He did obviously stand up and put himself in between the shooter and the congregation.”