5 Feet of Fury

Brave, edgy, daring Canadian comedians hoist MOHAMMAD SCREWS LITTLE GIRLS banner

Nah, just joshin.

Good thing the Pope doesn’t hand out fatwas, eh? What with all those other daring, brave (and don’t forget edgy) stunts on the go these days…

I’m a Surgical Technologist at a Catholic Hospital.

I too shall take up the banner and desecrate science!

Today, I won’t scrub my hands with detergents before an operation. Iodine prep? The Devil’s Ink, I calls it!

Fie on their “germ theory”! It’s just a “theory”, after all.