“Remember: All religions are equally valuable because it is all relative.”

“After all, Jesus made war on Rome, personally beheaded hundreds of Greek civilians and took children captive as his sex slaves; all part of Christ’s message of personal enrichment through desert piracy, universal conquest and the reward of eternal rapine that awaits his berserkers in the afterlife. Oh, sorry, I mean message of ‘peace.’ So who are we to judge? It is all part of Canada’s rich cultural tapestry. You racist.”

Or, to quote Gutfeld:

“And if you don’t agree with me, then you, Sir, are worse than Hitler.”