5 Feet of Fury

Didn’t we nuke a crazed, ultraviolent ancestor worshipping cult once (actually, twice) before?

Even the Japanese don’t seem all that busted up about that anymore…

“Relatives of 7/7 London bomber hold party at his grave”

Hang on: he got a grave? The UK actually shipped his body back to Pakistan for a “proper burial” and didn’t wrap it in bacon first?