5 Feet of Fury

Warren Kinsella: Most Mediocre Canadian?

He got my vote:

This “inexperienced staffer” shot to “fame” by playing with toys on national television, sort of like Mr. Dressup but without the charm, talent or hair.

Kinsella actually thought “Barney the Dinosaur” was a character on The Flintstones, a telling indicator of his native intelligence and reading comprehension skills.

When not quoting his betters out of context and accusing them of racism (yawn…), this middle aged failure writes a foul-mouthed, cliched blog nobody reads and “plays” in a “band” made up of other tiresome old farts.

Even former Liberal friends confide that they wish he’d get his ass kicked for good.