5 Feet of Fury

Journalists: our moral and intellectual superiors!

Journalism professor John Miller hates Mark Steyn, accuses him of not expressing himself “in food faith.”

I in turn accuse jealous loser John “Who?” Miller of not proofreading his own articles before posting them on a website for professional journalists!

(Dude, are you so busy teaching impressionable kids all that P.C. b.s. that you don’t bother with that old fashioned “proof your own stuff backwards” trick anymore?)

I also accuse John Miller of being an idiot for citing known Nazi-***ker Johann Hari as an expert on anything (besides Nazi-***king, that is.)

I also accuse John Miller of being a willing dhimmi, as he worked for Steyn’s Muslim accusers as an “expert” — presumably in “taco toppings your kids will love!”, or perhaps “the perfect menu for that mid-summer soiree!” .

As long as we’re on the food kick, John Miller, just remember: all your efforts just mean the alligator will eat you last. Maybe.

But not until after the bloggers get through with you…