5 Feet of Fury

Thanks for your good wishes on my upcoming wedding

I have the best readers.

A special shout out to the very wonderful Dr Roy for the Cirque tickets!

We’re also trying to get Sarah Silverman tickets for the 21st but Ticketmaster won’t let me buy e-tickets and I don’t trust Canada Post to get them here before we leave.

Anyway, thanks for your kindness.

Thanks too to everyone who has donated to my legal defense fund lately; I just got my first statement from my lawyer and my first retainer will likely be close to zero after he finishes writing our Statement of Defense this week.

So. Er. If you can… (cough)

In gratitude, here’s a special present for all of you — more of the show Arnie and I are definitely going to in Vegas… (NSFW)