5 Feet of Fury

Arnie and I are getting married

For the first seven years, I didn’t want to. For the next three I did.

We’re finally doing it later this month — Richard Warman and his lawsuits and the hurt feelings of puny Muslim crybabies be damned. Literally.

So: here’s my dress…

And I found the perfect shoes.

We are going to Vegas at the end of this month. If the new Hooters Casino has a chapel, all the better.

So while our persecutors are “living” their pathetic, lonely, misguided little lives, Arnie and I will be at the Crazy Horse. (NSFW)

Take that, losers.