5 Feet of Fury

Six days ’til Mark Steyn’s show trial

There’s no tri-als like show tri-als
Like no tri-als I know.
Everything about them is depressing.
Everything’s like something out of Mao.
Soon enough they’ll have you there confessing
Your thoughts, they’re stressing,
They won’t allow!

There’s no po-lice like show po-lice
They strive to bring you low.
Even with a bureaucrat like Barb’ra Hall
Don’t need no trial for a “guilty” call.
You’ve exchanged your freedom for no “rights” at all.
Let’s close down the whole show.
Let’s close down the whole show!