5 Feet of Fury

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Dick “The Adulterous Toe Sucker” Morris partially redeemed himself on Hannity & Colmes last night. After saying that “even if he did put Hillary on the ticket, at the end of the day, Obama will still be black” (!?) he insisted that “many Americans would agree” with the words that got McCain to dump Ron Parsley’s endorsement.

Here are Parsley’s “scary” quotes:

I cannot tell you how important it is that we understand the true nature of Islam, that we see it for what it really is. In fact, I will tell you this: I do not believe our country can truly fulfill its divine purpose until we understand our historical conflict with Islam. I know that this statement sounds extreme, but I do not shrink from its implications. The fact is that America was founded, in part, with the intention of seeing this false religion destroyed, and I believe September 11, 2001, was a generational call to arms that we can no longer ignore.

Islam is an Anti-Christ religion that intends through violence to conquer the world.

As Robin Williams used to say, mimicing the European response to Clinton’s impeachment:

So what? Did he **** a chicken…? 

Hell, I’m just glad that Islam has replaced the Catholic Church in Parsley’s Protestant worldview.