5 Feet of Fury

A welcome change from those hideous hats!

Wearing a Muslim-style headscarf and walking in stockinged feet, the Queen toured one of Turkey’s most important mosques during her first state visit to the country in 37 years.

Note that she was already “covering her head” — with a(n ugly) hat — but that wasn’t good enough for Muslim hosts/overlords.

And how often would a Telegraph reporter feel compelled to refer to a church as a “holy complex”?