5 Feet of Fury

Confused? A liberal? Just Ask the Scold!

My husband and I recently transferred to the middle east to work on a new CBC sitcom, called ‘Everybody Loves Sharia’. Things have been going very well here and just recently we were invited to our first stoning. It’s for a nice lady down the street. Hubby has been asked to do the video footage and we are very excited.

“My problem is that I haven’t thrown anything really since my Berkley days in the 70’s when we hurled eggs at the returning US imperialst pig soldiers…