5 Feet of Fury

UK: state sponsored sluttiness

So disgusting. Ugh.

Both my half-sisters had children out of wedlock, both at 16. (One had twins.)

My mother had me out of wedlock, by my irresponsible father who wasted no time getting the hell away from us.

Know why I didn’t follow in their footsteps?

I didn’t want to be like them when I grew up, so I looked at what they did then did the exact opposite.

Life really isn’t so difficult. Jeez.