“While I like to think that all minority groups are special and equal, the plain truth is that his minority group is more special than yours. A very few, radical members of his minority group are easily upset and have been known to commit acts of violence and murder when they are riled.
“As your minority group, the LGBT community, generally buys new curtains when upset, I’m going to have to side with the Islamists on this issue. I don’t want my head cut off.”
