5 Feet of Fury

Being tittilated by macho posturing is a BAD thing?

Yep, if you’re a useless old fart like this dude.

Dear Hairy Folksinger guy:

Soldiers like that are the only reason you’re at liberty to be a free range asshat.

Jeez. Just keep telling yourselves: some day all the hippies will be dead. Some day all the hippies will be dead…