It’s a phenomenon many have observed yet no one can explain, like Easter Island and that

To whit:

Nicolas Cage seems to be conducting some kind of experiment, wherein he intentionally takes only the best and worst projects offered to him, and absolutely nothing in between.

Except Con Air was frickin’ excellent btw. I am also the only person who has watched Snake Eyes ten times, watched it again last Sunday and would watch it again tonight if Idol wasn’t on, and that includes DePalma. Screw Goodfellas — top the tracking shots in this baby.

Just watching Gary Sinise in that Navy dress uniform waving that giant handgun around, even with the hairpiece and eye bags… Jinkies!