5 Feet of Fury

Hitch to Sully: “Don’t be such a lesbian”

In an email to The Independent on Sunday, the commentator wrote: ‘Don’t know what came over me: the dear boy did suddenly seem extremely sapphic, yet I think my intuitions must have been scrambled all the same, since what I was actually thinking was: “Andrew really wants to have Barack Obama’s ***king child”. Clearly some confusion of categories on my part.”