5 Feet of Fury

Did you know that Canada’s Human Rights Commissions…

can enter any premises (except a dwelling), without a search warrant, and demand any relevant ‘document or thing,’ and remove such things, not quite for indefinite periods, but for ‘a reasonable time.’ Hindering all this is forbidden.”

Barack Obama recently criticized some of his fellow citizens for “clinging to guns or religion.”

In other words, some Americans are — gasp! — “clinging” to their First and Second Amendments. Ewwww!!

Right about now, I wish I had First and Second Amendments to cling to. And a Fourth, too. (See above).

Next thing you know, I’ll be obliged to quarter soldiers in our spare bedroom…

Cling to your Constitution, Americans. Be “cling-ons,” as it were.

Hang on for dear life. When your hands get tired from all that clinging, just be glad you’ve got something sound to hang onto.

Your Bill of Rights was inspired by God and drafted by great men.

Our Charter was written by craven, mediocre lawyers and careerist hacks, some of whom were actual Frenchmen.

It says a lot of fancy crap but obviously none of that matters in real life, since the Human Rights Commissions simply override it at will and nobody’s given a damn until a few months ago.

Some people still don’t care.

If you’re reading this, you do.

Thank you for helping us in our fight for freedom.