5 Feet of Fury

“I have a problem that you take a women riding a hamburger and you put it next to the word ‘quickie’…”

Also you’re gay.

“The objectification of women”? What year is it? Is that “Hungry Like The Wolf” playing in the background? What time is Moonlighting on?

“Basically, what it has is a provocatively dressed woman straddling a hamburger, and she’s very busty and its kind of really horrible,” he said.

“Roberts and the Stonewall Democrats [a lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender caucus of the University’s College Democrats chapter] have begun circulating a petition, which he said currently has about 100 signatures…”

Hey, you forgot the “and Dogs” at the very bottom of the sign. How phallocentric. And what’s with that OPEN sign lower down? Meaning what, exactly? Huh?

Son, you got a panty on yer head.