2. Find some sort of moral equivalence or a story from 30 years ago saying a Conservative did something sort of similar.
3. Come up with some conspiracy theories. This is usually the most amusing part, reading and hearing all the strange stuff they come up with in their reality based chat rooms.
And my personal favourite:
6. Whine about the discussion of the topic, proclaiming that it means nothing, and why aren’t we talking about X?
