5 Feet of Fury

How dare you leave me out, Sheldon

Uh huh.

Muslims are attacking folks who’ve brought HRC complaints — but Mark Steyn is the real menace? Cuz, ya know, rolled up sheet music can smart like a sumbitch.

Did Sheldon read the last paragraph here and get confused? (Or maybe a little excited…?)

Liberals don’t get jokes, you know.

Liberals. Nothing ever is what it is. Iraq (and every other war) is “Vietnam”. America is “Nazi Germany”, Muslims are the new “Jews”, trannies in the ladies room are the new “Rosa Parks”…

Everything is “the same” as everything else — unless you make a legitimate analogy, in which case, “Oh, but that’s different!” It’s like how gay theorists see “gayness” everywhere (All About Eve, Johnny Guitar) except where it actually is (gay priests molesting teenage boys).

The political isn’t even personal anymore, it’s shot straight into the ethereal realm of the metaphorical. Analogy is everything.

Liberals never used to “think” this way. I blame the bad liberal arts education they all got in college, with its Jungian archetypal hoo-ha.

Other agents of the state, like cops and parole officers, testify publicly all the time, at far greater personal risk.

Basically, Sheldon, you’re pretending to be outraged because imaginary “Nazis” might perpetrate theoretical “assaults” that exist only in your fevered brain.

Is that what gets you off? Moral exhibitionism? Have you tried plain old fashioned pictures of scantily clad ladies like we sometimes have around here? You know: something normal?

Anything?

Hmmm.

Again we see liberals “bravely” sticking up for the “rights” of completely imaginary “victims” and ending up on the wrong side of history. Have you guys been right about anything since the Spanish Civil War? You’re worse than tabloid psychics — at least they try to be entertaining.