5 Feet of Fury

The Black Informant speaks verrrrrrryyyyy slowwwwwwllllly to all the idiots

“Nobody would let their crazy uncle marry them.

“Nobody would give roughly $200k to their crazy uncle–unless they themselves were crazy.

“Nobody would pull from the inspiration from their crazy uncle for a title of a book unless it was comedic in nature…”

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“As far as the three strike law goes, I believe that it is a legitimate gripe in that users of powder cocaine are treated differently than those who use crack cocaine. What I’m sure Wright left out of his sermon was the fact that Democrats were the ones who pushed heavily for this bill in the first place.

“Despite the truth that the amount of Black men in college actually OUTNUMBER the amount of Black men in prison, I cannot tell you the amount of times I still come across folk shooting off this inaccurate statement as if it were true.

“As far as the belief that no Black man will never be considered for president, up until Iowa many Blacks held this same sentiment.

“And despite Obama’s popularity, many still do (just wait and see the ‘I knew he wasn’t going to get it’ responses you will read and hear if Obama does not get the nomination or win the general election).”