5 Feet of Fury

I love you, Alex P. Keaton

“Goldberg qualifies his Keaton fantasy by declaring himself a registered independent, though ‘I vote Democratic most of the time but not always.’ He also admits that — like most of Hollywood, it seems — he’s a friend of Hillary Clinton. ‘I think she’s a warm, funny and caring person of formidable intelligence,’ Goldberg writes. ‘I admire her, and I would love to be able to say that Alex would vote for her. But I don’t think it could happen.’

“That, by the way, is probably all you need to know about why Clinton has been doing so badly in the Democratic primaries, if you hadn’t figured that out by now.”